Breast Elegy: Breaking Up is Easy to Do - My true Breast Cancer Journey set to rhyme.
It’s been 20 years since we started this dance
And now I decided you are not worth the chance
This relationship has been deteriorating for a few years now
I have decided to end it with a quiet kapow!
It wasn’t a difficult decision for me
Some won’t understand or be able to see
This journey started with lots of anxiety
That soon dissipated with time and propriety
Advances in medicine are quite subjective
Treatments and results depend on perspective
And so this relationship has taken its turn
It’s some peace this time, for which I yearn
That’s not to say that I’ll never miss you
Right now you’re not much more than tissue
Adios, dear boobs, it’s time for heavenly ascension
I need no more negative apprehension
Although you’ve made it hard for me to forget about you
I plan to spend more life without you than with you.